Schering-Plough Corp (SGP)

This is my story and why i picked this stock.
Once upon a time there was a young Iranian boy who moved to Germany at the age of 15 in hopes of better life and in order to escape the horrible war, and because all his friends went either to war or to other countries.
This young man had a lot of problems in germany so he decided to come to the U.S. because here the life was suppose to be better and he would have more opportunities.
He came here and within few weeks he spent all his 2000 dollars. Why? because his stupid cousins took him to lake taho and he lost some money gambling and his cousin billed him 1000 dollar for hotels and everything else.
So he started to work for his cousin with no green card and was getting minimum wage. One day when he was carrying 20 boxes of jeans from his cousin's warehouse to his cousin's shop, the sun hit him really hard and he said: I will quite and start my own business.
So he did start his own business and within 3 years he had a profitable clothing copmany called "chevion". His company was getting bigger and bigger but he was getting more tired because he never had a girlfriend and was always sad.
So he started to go to a community college in hopes of finding a girlfriend and finds friends...and when his parents also moved to this country and his evil sister got all his money, he declared bankruptcy and went full time to UCLA.
This guy was not an ordinary guy and he still didn't give up when spoiled girls at UCLA didn't give him the time of day. He graduated in some worthless field and now goes to community college again to become a aircraft technician.
I forgot to tell you, he even went to law school for 3 days but couldn't afford it, so he quite that too.
So one day he was all depressed and was sad that he never had a g/f. His only friend told him: "Look, lets go to TJ. They have tons of mexican girls there for 20 bucks a pop".
So he went to TJ with his friend and when he came back he developed a Jock itch...so he went to the super market and got some jock itch medicine for a very high price, so he told to himself. I am gonna buy that company's stock because my jock itch never goes away. So he ended up buying some SGP stocks for 26 dollars/ stock. But stocks went down because of Vioxx, but this guy never gives up and thinks the fundamental of this company and the jock itch formula they have will never go out of fashion.
THE END